Anger

"AAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - an angry man

Sometimes life gives you the short stick. Sometimes life pokes the short stick in your face, but in a way where just barely touches you over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again and it just PISSES YOU OFF, FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KKKKKKiKKKKKKKKKKKKKsKsKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Lots of people become angered, but most of those people do not understand how to harness it. This unused, useless anger is known as Impotent Rage or WAAAAHnger (hehehehe....wanger). Very few do know how to utilize ang- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP POKING ME WITH THAT STUPID STICK OR I'LL SHOVE IT UP YOUR WASTE CHUTE YOU BUMBLING STATE OF EXISTENCE!!!!!!!

Seriously, what the fuck is even the short stick? It's like life doesn't have anything better to do and just spends all day handing people dumb shit like twigs and Lemons. Hey life, why don't you find something more worthwhile to do like be eternal or something. Why don't I fucking STRANGLE YOU SO YOU DIE AND I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT ANYMORE. God, I don't even want a LONG stick. What am I going to do with a stick? I guess I can HIT LIFE WITH IT.

Ahem...

Anyway, there are people who are able to utilize anger properly, when used well it might as well be a goddamn superpower.

Super Anger

Jesus Crispity Christ

Some people are SO ANGRY they KILL EVERYTHING. Seriously, they're filled with such RAGE that life doesn't even have a chance of approaching them because they have already JUMPED UP AND EVISCERATED IT AND RIPPED IT INTO HALVES AND STOMPED ON THE HALVES AND RIPPED WHATEVER INSIDES THE HALVES HAVE AND HALVES THE HALF HAVES IN HALF.

WHAT????!!!!

Super Anger gives the wielder some sort of goddamn SUPER STRENGTH, can transform them completely, or drive them absolutely BAT SHIT FUCKING INSANE with ANGER. Fuck, an entire cult in a galaxy FAR FAR AWAY bases most of their belief system on it.

Shit to do with Anger

• Punch
• Rip
• Tear
• Shred
• Gnash
• Stomp
• Crush
• Bash
• Fuck
• STAB
• GARROTE
• DISEMBOWEL
• DISMEMBER
• MAIM
• KILL
• BURN
• Create storms in the galaxy that FUCK EVERYTHING
• Kill your dad
• Stab your mom
• Rip your friend's hair out
• Be a green thing
• Get mad at everyone for reasons and kill all of them
• Be irrationally stupid
• Get yourself killed
• Murder all criminals because they're bad and are bad
• Alienate your friends
• Confuse people
• Punch your fucking windshield and crack it
• SCREAM AS YOUR REGULAR FORM OF SPEAKING
• Type in all capital letters.
• Cut off your mentor's hand
• Go on an endless quest for revenge and get all of your friends killed
• Rip god in half
• Piss on things
• shit on other things
• Get sued for your actions
• Burst a blood vessel in your head
• FUCK
• JESUS
• AAAH
• RAAAH
• GHHRHRHSRHS
• JLKFJSDKJFDFDS
• LKDJFLKDJFLEIN##*(#N
• JLFJAJFPAFPFJPEFEFPEFEJPFEPFJEPFEJ
• FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Notable angry individuals

Kratos - angry that his dad didn't hug him enough, so he killed everyone by just being angry

This is my NORMAL FACE

Primarch Angron of the World Eaters - An atomic superman so angry that his home planet named him Angron

The Incredible Hulk - So angry that the guy turns into a bigger green guy

Dr Tasty - He has his own segment on the Podcast where he talks about punching people

Khorne - He's so angry that he demands other people be angry too, probably because he sits in that stupid chair made of skulls all day

A god of FUCKASS RAGE

Angron definitely is not Kratos and definitely not an obvious name