"If we can't help you, you're fucked." -Revengerists credo
For a full list of help pages, see Help:Contents. If you don't know how to use a Table of Contents, go to fucking school or something, idiot.
About this category
I don't know why you would want us to help you. We'll probably arrive too late after stopping off for gelato, and then only making fun of you once we get there. Of course, we're not as bad as the Flying Whale, but still. I guess the easiest way to get help is to ask in the Forum. If you really want to annoy the ever-livin' piss out of somebody, you can ask other Users, or the Admins such as breshvic and dr tasty. Be prepared to face the wrath of lazer beam eyes though, if your question is stupid.
- There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people with their faces burned off by lazers.
If you think you know so much, and your editing prowess has so leveled up that you are worthy to edit the VERY HELP PAGE, then you may include new "help" pages just by typing [[Category:Help]] on them.
Most, but not all, have "Help:" at the beginning of their page names and are therefore in the "Help" namespace; an automatically-generated list of those can be found at Special:AllPages by running down the "Namespace" menu.
- If you can't find what you need on this wiki, you can seek help at the Central Bureaucracy Wikia, especially at the Central Bureau forum. But they are all robots. Never trust the robots. The same is true of the Wikia Community Action Team, a lesser organization of also-ran "super-powered" know-it-alls. I guess they can help you.