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"More like a NON-ja. Terrible what passes for a ninja these days." ~ Pops Racer

Ninjaparty

(from Real Ultimate Power, [Official Ninja Webpage])

Hi, this is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This is awesome . My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Weapons and gear:

Sword

Ninja Sword

Ninjastar

Ninja Stars





Testimonial:

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas? A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise. Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem? A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

Kidgarbage

This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off. He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable.

Conservation of Ninjutsu

In any martial arts fight, there is only a finite amount of ninjutsu available to each side in a given encounter. As a result, one Ninja is a deadly threat, but an army of them are cannon fodder.

Ask A Ninja - Question 18 "Minjas"02:47

Ask A Ninja - Question 18 "Minjas"








5Rlwlgg

How to walk liek a Nimjo






Hybreeds

Pretty much anything can become a ninja with enough hours of practice, making most of them 'self-made' Awesomes , although many are born into a familineage or ninjguild. So any other potentially Awesome being can go on to become a ninja, even the Worst Ninja Ever (there had to be one, right?) One extreme example would be the cyborg ninja (s), who are a fusion of Awesome groups Ninja and Robot .

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