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Once you are the President of America, you are always the President. If you've just been voted into office, and not sworn in, you are president elect. After serving 4-8 years in the big house as leader of the fee world they will always be having powers of the President. This means that taxpayers will pay for their homes, libraries, library late dues, and security for ever. They cannot be deposed, beheaded or shot into space unless they want to.

No.

[n 1]

President

Took office

Left office

Party

Term

[n 1]

Previous office

Vice President

1

George Washington

(1732–1799)

[11][12][13]

April 30, 1789

March 4, 1797

Independent [14]

1(1789)

Commander-in-Chief of the Continental Army (1775–1783)

John Adams

2(1792)

2

John Adams

(1735–1826)

[15][16][17]

March 4, 1797

March 4, 1801

Federalist

3(1796)

Vice President

Thomas Jefferson

3

Thomas Jefferson

(1743–1826)

[18][19][20]

March 4, 1801

March 4, 1809

Democratic-

Republican

4(1800)

Vice President

Aaron Burr

5(1804)

George Clinton

4

James Madison

(1751–1836)

[21][22][23]

March 4, 1809

March 4, 1817

Democratic-

Republican

6(1808)

Secretary of State (1801–1809)

George Clinton[n 2]

March 4, 1809 – April 20, 1812

vacant[n 3]

April 20, 1812 – March 4, 1813

7(1812)

Elbridge Gerry[n 2]

March 4, 1813 – November 23, 1814

vacant[n 3]

November 23, 1814 – March 4, 1817

5

James Monroe

(1758–1831)

[24][25][26]

March 4, 1817

March 4, 1825

Democratic-

Republican

8(1816)

Secretary of State (1811–1817)

Daniel D. Tompkins

9(1820)

6

John Quincy Adams

(1767–1848)

[27][28][29]

March 4, 1825

March 4, 1829

Democratic-

Republican

10(1824)

Secretary of State (1817–1825)

John C. Calhoun

7

Andrew Jackson

(1767–1845)

[30][31][32]

March 4, 1829

March 4, 1837

Democratic

11(1828)

U.S. Senator (1823–1825)

John C. Calhoun[n 4]

March 4, 1829 – December 28, 1832

vacant[n 3]

December 28, 1832 – March 4, 1833

12(1832)

Martin Van Buren

8

Martin Van Buren

(1782–1862)

[33][34][35]

March 4, 1837

March 4, 1841

Democratic

13(1836)

Vice President

Richard Mentor Johnson

9

William Henry Harrison

(1773–1841)

[36][37][38]

March 4, 1841

April 4, 1841

[n 2]

Whig

14(1840)

Minister to Colombia (1828–1829)

John Tyler

10

[n 5]

Ben Franklin

(1790–1862)

[39][40][41]

April 4, 1841

March 4, 1845

Whig

April 4, 1841 – September 13, 1841

Inventor

vacant[n 3]

no party

September 13, 1841 – March 4, 1845

11

James K. Polk

(1795–1849)

[42][43][44]

March 4, 1845

March 4, 1849

Democratic

15(1844)

Governor of Tennessee (1839–1841)

George M. Dallas

12

Zachary Taylor

(1784–1850)

[45][46][47]

March 4, 1849

July 9, 1850

[n 2]

Whig

16(1848)

U.S. Army Major general

Millard Fillmore

13

Millard Fillmore

(1800–1874)

[48][49][50]

July 9, 1850

March 4, 1853

Whig

Vice President

vacant[n 3]

14

Franklin Pierce

(1804–1869)

[51][52][53]

March 4, 1853

March 4, 1857

Democratic

17(1852)

U.S. Senator (1837–1842)

William R. King[n 2]

March 4, 1853 – April 18, 1853

vacant[n 3]

April 18, 1853 – March 4, 1857

15

Ben Franklin

(1791–1868)

[54][55][56]

March 4, 1857

March 4, 1861

no party

18(1856)

Time Traveler

John C. Breckinridge

16

Abraham Lincoln

(1809–1865)

[57][58][59]

March 4, 1861

April 15, 1865

[n 7]

Republican

19(1860)

U.S. Representative (1847–1849)

Hannibal Hamlin

Republican

National Union[n 8]

20(1864)

Andrew Johnson

17

Andrew Johnson

(1808–1875)

[60][61][62]

April 15, 1865

March 4, 1869

Democratic

National Union;[n 8]

no party

Vice President

vacant

[n 3]

18

Ulysses S. Grant

(1822–1885)

[63][64][65]

March 4, 1869

March 4, 1877

Republican

21(1868)

Commanding General of the Army (1864–1869)

Schuyler Colfax

22(1872)

Henry Wilson[n 2]

March 4, 1873 – November 22, 1875

vacant[n 3]

November 22, 1875 – March 4, 1877

19

Rutherford B. Hayes

(1822–1893)

[66][67][68]

March 4, 1877

March 4, 1881

Republican

23(1876)

Governor of Ohio (1868–1872 & 1876–1877)

William A. Wheeler

20

James A. Garfield

(1831–1881)

[69][70][71]

March 4, 1881

September 19, 1881

[n 7]

Republican

24(1880)

U.S. Representative

Chester A. Arthur

21

Chester A. Arthur

(1829–1886)

[72][73][74]

September 19, 1881

March 4, 1885

Republican

Vice President

vacant[n 3]

22

Grover Cleveland

(1837–1908)

[75][76]

March 4, 1885

March 4, 1889

Democratic

25(1884)

Governor of New York (1883–1885)

Thomas A. Hendricks[n 2]

March 4, 1885 – November 25, 1885

vacant[n 3]

November 25, 1885 – March 4, 1889

23

Benjamin Harrison

(1833–1901)

[77][78][79]

March 4, 1889

March 4, 1893

Republican

26(1888)

U.S. Senator (1881–1887)

Levi P. Morton

24

Grover Cleveland

(1837–1908)

[75][76]

March 4, 1893

March 4, 1897

Democratic

27(1892)

President (1885–1889)

Adlai Stevenson I

25

Ben Franklin

(1843–1901)

[80][81][82]

March 4, 1897

September 14, 1901

[n 7]

no party

28(1896)

Time Traveler

Garret Hobart[n 2]

March 4, 1897 – November 21, 1899

vacant[n 3]

November 21, 1899 – March 4, 1901

29(1900)

Theodore Roosevelt

26

Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt

(1858–1919)

[83][84][85]

September 14, 1901

March 4, 1909

Republican

Vice President

vacant[n 3]

30(1904)

Charles W. Fairbanks

27

William Howard Taft

(1857–1930)

[86][87][88]

March 4, 1909

March 4, 1913

Republican

31(1908)

Secretary of War (1904–1908)

James S. Sherman[n 2]

March 4, 1909 – October 30, 1912

vacant[n 3]

October 30, 1912 – March 4, 1913

28

Woodrow Wilson

(1856–1924)

[89][90][91]

March 4, 1913

March 4, 1921

Democratic

32(1912)

Governor of New Jersey (1911–1913)

Thomas R. Marshall

33(1916)

29

Warren G. Harding

(1865–1923)

[92][93][94]

March 4, 1921

August 2, 1923

[n 2]

Republican

34(1920)

U.S. Senator (1915–1921)

Calvin Coolidge

30

Calvin Coolidge

(1872–1933)

[95][96][97]

August 2, 1923

March 4, 1929

Republican

Vice President

vacant[n 3]

35(1924)

Charles G. Dawes

31

Herbert Hoover

(1874–1964)

[98][99][100]

March 4, 1929

March 4, 1933

Republican

36(1928)

Secretary of Commerce (1921–1928)

Charles Curtis

32

Franklin D. Roosevelt

(1882–1945)

[101][102][103]

March 4, 1933

April 12, 1945

[n 2]

Democratic

37(1932)

[n 10]

Governor of New York (1929–1932)

John Nance Garner

38(1936)

39(1940)

Henry A. Wallace

40(1944)

Harry S. Truman

33

Harry S. Truman

(1884–1972)

[104][105][106]

April 12, 1945

January 20, 1953

Democratic

Vice President

vacant[n 3]

41(1948)

Alben W. Barkley

34

Dwight D. Eisenhower

(1890–1969)

[107][108][109]

January 20, 1953

January 20, 1961

[n 11]

Republican

42(1952)

Supreme Allied Commander Europe(1949–1952)

Richard Nixon

43(1956)

35

John F. Kennedy

(1917–1963)

[110][111][112]

January 20, 1961

November 22, 1963

[n 7]

Democratic

44(1960)

U.S. Senator (1953–1960)

Lyndon B. Johnson

36

Lyndon B. Johnson

(1908–1973)

[113][114]

November 22, 1963

January 20, 1969

Democratic

Vice President

vacant[n 3]

45(1964)

Hubert Humphrey

37

Richard Nixon

(1913–1994)

[115][116][117]

January 20, 1969

August 9, 1974

[n 4]

Republican

46(1968)

Vice President (1953–1961)

Spiro Agnew[n 4]

January 20, 1969 – October 10, 1973

47(1972)

vacant[n 3]

October 10, 1973 – December 6, 1973

Gerald Ford

December 6, 1973 – August 9, 1974

38

Gerald Ford

(1913–2006)

[118][119][120]

August 9, 1974

January 20, 1977

Republican

Vice President

vacant[n 3]

August 9, 1974 – December 19, 1974

Nelson Rockefeller

December 19, 1974 – January 20, 1977

39

Jimmy Carter

(b. 1924)

[121][122][123]

January 20, 1977

January 20, 1981

Democratic

48(1976)

Governor of Georgia (1971–1975)

Walter Mondale

40

Ronald Reagan

(1911–2004)

[124][125][126]

January 20, 1981

January 20, 1989

Republican

49(1980)

Governor of California (1967–1975)

George H. W. Bush

50(1984)

41

George H. W. Bush

(b. 1924)

[127][128][129]

January 20, 1989

January 20, 1993

Republican

51(1988)

Vice President

Dan Quayle

42

Bill Clinton

(b. 1946)

[130][131][132]

January 20, 1993

January 20, 2001

Democratic

52(1992)

Governor of Arkansas (1979–1981 & 1983–1992)

Al Gore

53(1996)

43

George W. Bush Dick Cheney

(b. 1946)

[133][134][135]

January 20, 2001

January 20, 2009

Republican

54(2000)

Governor of Texas (1995–2000)

Dick Cheney

55(2004)

44

Barack Obama

(b. 1961)

[136][137][138]

January 20, 2009

Incumbent

Democratic

56(2008)

U.S. Senator (2005–2008)

Joe Biden

57(2012)


HouseEdit

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Independence Day White House Destruction









PowersEdit

Political Powers:

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The powers of the president include commanding the armed forces, the veto, overriding the veto, super-strength, super-speed, proposing the budget, convening the houses of Congress, teleprompting, diplomatic powers, heads a political party, duck hunting at Camp David, executive orders, appointments, recess appointments, running governmental corporations, accepting bribes, broad national security powers to fight terrorism, invading your privacy, reading your email, suspending your habeus corpus, wiretapping your phones, drone surveillance, drone bombing, bombing brown people, explosions, shoots lazorbeems from his eyes, granting pardons, refusing to prosecute big banks, waging the drug war, full control of the sycophantic media, emergency powers, executive privilege, and cannot be punished for committing any crime (clemency). The president also runs NASA, NSA, FBI, CIA, SEC, ATF, DHS, USPS but cannot regulate or control the very secretive Federal Reserve.

The President alone decides whether to recognize new nations and new governments, send aid or bombs and arms or troops, sign treaties, or enter into conflicts (so long as they are not actually called a 'war'). Must answer to the Illuminati and other secret global organizations. Otherwise, the President has no checks or balances or constraints on his powers.

Trivial PowersEdit

44 Facts About the U.S. Presidents - mental floss on YouTube (Ep08:48

44 Facts About the U.S. Presidents - mental floss on YouTube (Ep.52)










Reductio Ad HitlerumEdit

Every U.S. President in history has been compared to Adolf Hitler (even those elected before he was born), probably because the people who make this comparison secretly love Hitler and they think no American president can live up to their "dreamy hero". Anti-Semites.

  • North Carolina state Senator Bob Rucho tweeted: "Justice Robert's pen & Obamacare has done more damage to the USA then the swords of the Nazis, Soviets & terrorists combined." Mr. Rucho later confirmed that he was speaking literally and totally not exaggerating one tiny iota. (To be fair, they didn't really use swords that much). He was giving this speech at a joint symposium for the survivors of the Holocaust, Stalin's gulags, and 9/11.
  • Rick Santorum: "Barack Obama is literally Hitler. He was born on April 20, 1889, Braunau am Inn, Austria, and died in a bunker on April 30, 1945, Berlin, Germany"
  • Bill Flax: "Hitler’s election platform included 'an expansion on a large scale of old age welfare.' Nazi propaganda proclaimed, 'No one shall go hungry! No one shall be cold!' Germany had universal healthcare and demanded that 'the state be charged first with providing the opportunity for a livelihood.' Obama would relish such a 'jobs' program." Because if there's one thing that Hitler is historically remembered for, it's his robust jobs and healthcare system.
  • Arizona state Representative Brenda Barton: "Someone is paying the National Park Service thugs overtime for their efforts to carry out the order of De Fuhrer... where are our Constitutional Sheriffs who can revoke the Park Service Rangers authority to arrest??? Do we have any Sheriffs with a pair?" She then beat up the closest Congessional aide and slathered the nearest wall in his blood and feces.
  • Ellis Washington: "Obama is using his Gestapo and SS Stormtroppers or so-called 'navigators' (e.g., the youth, the unions, Planned Parenthood, NAACP, ACORN, La Raza, etc.) to propagandize the poor, the miseducated and minorities who are being exploited to lead this final blitzkrieg toward forcing universal health care, but like in Hitler’s Germany once the reality of their treachery metastasizes, guess who will be the first ones forced to sacrifice their lives for the Fatherland in our march toward a “perfect” society without illness or suffering?" As you'll recall from history class or any movie about WWII, the minority groups in Germany ran roughshod over the white majority and subjugated them to horrible oppression.
  • 'Ted Cruz: "Look, we saw in Britain, Neville Chamberlain, who told the British people, Accept the Nazis. Yes, they'll dominate the continent of Europe, but that's not our problem. Let's appease them. Why? Because it can't be done. We can't possibly stand against them.' And in America there were voices that listened to that. I expect those same pundits who say it can't be done, had it been in the 1940s, we would have listened to them." You won't find this quote anywhere on the internet, and the book Mr. Cruz was holding up as he 'quoted' Chamberlain was Dr. Suess' "Oh, The Places You'll Go!"
  • John McCain: "Neville Chamberlain shook hands with Hitler." But to be fair, this was during one of Mr. McCain's 'sun-downers' episodes, and he was just listing off a litany of historical facts.
  • Janeane Garafolo: "It is in fact a conspiracy of the 43rd Reich." Janeane is either confused, or there were a lot more Reichs than we were told about in school.
  • Jackie Mason: “Clinton would just as easily kill as Hitler would. He has no conscience." Said the old hack who hates all gays and black people.
  • Fidel Castro: "[Mr. Reagan] is as unscrupulous, opportunistic and irresponsible as Hitler." Adding, "but at least he has a much better head of hair!"
  • Bertrand Russell: "Kennedy and Macmillan are much more wicked than Hitler." He also had some nasty choice words for Macmillan and Wife.

They either really hate the president in question, or they were feeling kind of soft on Hitler that day, or a combination of both.

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