Dark Schneider is a super wizard who wants to take over the world , fuck every woman , and walks around naked (typically also fighting naked too.) He is the most powerful character .


Dark Schneider is the son of Satan and was gifted magical powers. He then ends up on earth somehow and gets 4 of his best friends to raise havoc, so he can take over the world and fuck all the women. 

Then he gets killed by some guy and is reborn as a magical boy who turns into Dark Schneider when kissed by a virgin woman priestess. 


Dark Schneider has all the powers. He can kill anything and do anything. I'm talking Dr Tasty levels of Deus Ex Fuckery here. 

All of his spells are usually named after heavy metal bands. 

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