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A normal dog man just won't cut it, you gotta add some spice, like Dogman Vengeance. Dogmans are just normal guys, but Dogman Vengeance is not a normal guy. He is Dogman Vengeance, a not-normal guy who kicks your butt and asks for seconds.

If you thought Kobolds were weird, then you might know nothing[]

Dogman Vengeance is not a Kobold. He is a man who is Dogman Vengeance. Don't believe me? Fuck you; Dogman Vengeance will come into your house and drink - your - blood. Dogman Vengeance will fuck your mom and play your videogames. Dogman Vengeance is a good guy. Dogman Vengeance is a motherfucker. Dogman Vengeance can kick your butt.

Powers[]

He doesn't have any powers, Dogman Vengeance just does stuff. Notice how all of these sentences have Dogman Vengeance in them? That's just how Dogman Vengeance works. You can't expect to figure out Dogman Vengeance, Dogman Vengeance figures out YOU.

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