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Super koch brothers1 (1)

How the Koch Bros. envision themselves; as super-powered heroes in it for themselves and the coins, willing to crush the 'little brown' opposition in the process. Their words, not mine.



























The Koch Brothers are two evil brothers who have cheated, lied, and stolen enough money to be able to continue to cheat, lie, and steal in perpetuity and get away with it via a variety of measures, all of which utilize the vast amounts of money they have acquired through cheatery, lying, and stealingness.

They have managed to recruit any politician, media mogul, industry baron, wealthy elite, military brass, legislator or policy-maker to their pyramid scheme of greed. Anyone who is susceptible to bribery, blackmail, greed, or threats to rape and kill their families, are made to follow them. They enjoy every luxury at the expense of anyone less rich than themselves (almost everybody) until the day when they decide to crush and destroy them all for their amusement.

They lie, they cheat, the stink, they steel.

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