- The released complex and dark vilians from captivity
- opened a rip in the space time continuum and caused us all to go through the G. W. Bush years, TWICE.
- They walk through any portals to other world, and instantly go MAD from what they see.
- Weeping about going home to family and threatening to tell the media about puppy mill out back.
- leave the door unlocked (this usually results in a ninja or a robot getting in...dipshits)
- THEY NEVER GET THE COFFEE RUNS RIGHT.
- They love that fucking wikileaks, those Little fuckers.
- WHOLE WHEAT? WHOLE FUCKING WHEAT? I SAID WHOLE GRAIN!! IT'S NOT THE FUCKING SAME THING, ASSHOLE!
- clean the litterbox.
- Inapropriate inter-office sexual activities... (copy room... heh heh heh...)
- RLEASE TH KARKENNNN
- Shootings practice! Hi-YA!!
- cause fruit to go bad!
- use all the good airconditioning...
- hogging all the bandwidth with facebook f2p games and sending game requests to all of their friends and their internal network happens to be hundreds of thousands of users. Seriously, fuck facebook
- taking pictures of naked people
THE INTERNS FUNCKED UP ATHIAS PAGE
There are no notable interns, aside from the group as a whole, each intern individually is nothing - a microcosm in the vast complexity that is the Revengerists Compound - and worthless. Together, they are still really dumb and often muck things up even worse than Dr Tasty does on a regular basis. Space Knight hates them as well, often giving them lasers and telling them to kill the Aliens.
LOOK OH LOOK I AM AN INTERN AND I GOT INTO THE WIKI, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ALL HAIL OUR KING BOB COFFEE!
GUESS WHAT MOTEHRCDCIK>? I CAN PERFORME A HUNDREDS YARD! WOOPIE PIES. MY Ssenasse of humro osi ereally bgrfeat and you can' tpossbiley outdo me, your asshoeld