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Hey yew guiszhe, look, theresz a guy... hisz namme ish TONY, OKAY? He'z coll igues but and OH ALSO rlly stinkin' RICH. Like... SO much munny. An.. an.. an he like went up on a mounntin to meet a old guy-- no. He had a coszmic ray.. um... gamma... he build a shoot. *ulp*

Aschtooally, he mak--made a buncha shoots. Mark1 shoot, Mark2 shoot. Mark. HE MADE A BUNCHA SHOOTS! Hish boots. HEY, HIS BOOTS? THU"RE JETSH! OK? AHN HIS like.. unno.. gloves? boothand GAUNTLITSH! have um.. RIPULZUR RAYSH.

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Thenn he wuz on Avengerz, an' had sweet fightmooves pyew POW! *hic* But FOR REAL ewe guize, he saved the WRRLD. A LOT.

*hic*

And... ssshhhinee.

an' dis here... thish my bro in a ice cube, man. I luv yew mayn. ole...winghed...mane. 'Murka. Fuckem. Heh. *hup*  

It wz then that they promoted him to head a SHELD, and he fought a alien, and other doodz, and flew aroun', kep gettin' laid UVCOURSHE!!, amd got a virus (umm), hadda go on th' RUN, and um... dun r'mumber.... *urp*

'mma brekka sheel man. haHa.

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I think fire-melty-hand guysh? DID THAT GUY SHPIT FIRE FROM HIZ MOUF?? WHOA SHIT!

I ken-- I meen HE can... um........ *hic* make uh.... has... tech... talka robotszh... in meh....... hed... shirkutt...

ZZZZZZZZZZZ... Pipper... hrrRmmMrMrrmZZZZZ

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