NYC Subways The REAL Reason Men "Manspread"
Many mannish men like Mandrake manly make more manscape by manspreading
This condition results in Asshole male humans thinking that all the other humans around them would want to smell the aroma of their crotch but all they are really doing is annoying everyone with the smell of their crotch and also advertising that their crotch needs airing out in the first place
These are people who should really see a doctor for their stink-crotch