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A World of Awesomes

"In a world..."

Where normal people are overshadowed by those way-more awesome than they... live a group of beings known as Awesomes... who are not total dicks about it. They fight against evil Awesomes and even those so-called 'do-gooding' Awesomes who just like to Lord it over the rest of us and get free gift cards at over 1,700 local retailers!

Wait--No. I mean, yes. No! No, I was the right the first time.

No.

This team embodies all that is kick-ass and worthy of having wikis (NOT KIWI's) decidicated to them. They are: ~~revengeristas?~~ ~~revengineers?~~ ~~revengerati?~~

The Revengerists!!!!! <--(more exclamation points = more AWESOME)

Merely turn the page and it will unfold like the clicking of a web page.

The Revengerists

Consortion of Stuff

Awesomes

you know them when you see them, for good or evil

Vikings

are a badass type of Awesome

Teddy Roosevelt

doesn't fuck around

Main Catergoreys

Many are the topics contained in the Revengerists Wiki! (NOW Gluten-FREE!^®©™)

[Characters] [Comics] [Worlds] [Things] [Powers!] [Weapons] [Events] [Battles] [Beings]

What is this Consortium of Stuff?

thumb|right|300px|PAID ENDORSEMENTThis Consortium is similar to the Consortium of the Revengerists themselves. Dedicated to providing the most dedicated and thorough information we can about the written stories of the Revengerists at any cost, most of which were published as a series of comic books. Many exist only as legends and myths of half-remembered stories from earlier time, now long-lost to the Great Comics Purge of 1980, but since substituted with reasonable facsimiles of fin faction. Still yet thers claim that the Revengerists have existed all along, their ~~outlandish~~ (outlandish? open your eyes, Norm!) conspiracy theories explaining how such overpowered hyper-science-fictional supernatural beings could have existed in our world without detection in history books (written by Norms of course) comprises a good 1/3 to 1/2 of Revengerists canon. This Consortium is a place for reasoned and logical debate between these different factions, from the hard-core Trueists (also known as ~~Butt-touchers~~ bastions of morality) to the ~~craziest~~ (truth-seeking) Realists, the occasional ~~nefarious~~ (genius and handsome) supervillain, and even those (idiots) (morons) (FOOLS) who write their own stories.

For after all, if the slaughtering pigwhores can share the Revengerists stable with the spitting gryffonviper, so too can we?

All said, it's pretty ~~stupid~~ awesome.

Writing for this KIWI (not KIWI)

You are on this wiki because you are a.) AWESOME or b.) lucky enough to have glimpzed upon AWESOME &nd have revelated the mysteries of the OMNIVERSE PRIME.

Does this sound like you?:

Your friends (if you have any) probably don't understand things about you, like "why you don't seem to be living in the same world as them, what's with all those weird drawings and odd jumbling of frightening words, why do you use so many aliases, why can't we ever see real pictures of you, why do you tell us ridiculous 'lies' all the time?" And you answer:

"MULTI-DIMENSIONAL SHIT! POWPOW! BAMF! KERFUFFLE!"

Then this universe is yours.. and its spanse is many. Its characters cross over every realm: fictional, metafictional, subfictional, & nonfictional. Their AWESOMES are the people around us who make shit go down on a regular basis; our finest natural resource. Their VILLAINS are the shadowy maniacal players across every alternate dimension and space. Their HEROES are all of us, butofcourseyouaren'teveninityetsofuckyou.

If you don't know how to use a wiki, then you should go to hell and learn there. Just like most things created by the Devil, it's fairly easy. Just jump right in.

Primarily three (3) types of people write for this kiwi.

Trueists : these are the original g comics aficionados. they will chortle at you if you attempt to know more than they.

Fin Factions : people who make up their own shit and include it in Revengerist Canon.

Realists : wtf. they have 'Expanded the Omniverse' so much that it now includes your dry cleaner down the street. And you.
Nitro Dog : motherf*ckin nitro-doggggn!!!!

Others who expand this Omniversal nodal resource include; sarcastic pricks, self-aggrandising assholes, vandalists, liars, self-proclaimed evil villains, and sometimes a girl. Some presume that even some real Awesomes use this wiki, but it seems... doubtful.

There are NO RULES because like the famed Revengerist Complound, a self-heating anti-viral regeneration shield blocks out harmful rays and particles.

For more, read Dr Tasty's write-up on HOW TO BE A REBENGERSIT

The Revengerists Podcast of Stuff

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Acclimations

"it's a gaussian blur of ludicrosity."

-Pete Pickmeat of TIME™ (the dimension®, not the magazine, board game, or "breakfast cereal")

"thanks to these guys, I can afford to eat Ramen again!"

-Herb Poop, freaky pretentious artist type artist

"and thus... the Revengerists DIE!"

-the exhalted Queen of the Dark

"I was told there would be nude bondage Lara Croft pics... I was severely misled. This website sucks."

-some creepy middle-aged dude from Minneapolis.

"has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

-HotRussinCamGRLZ@cumdrmp.pl, Clearly Marked as SPAM

"it is the act of a madman to pursue impossibilities."

-Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

"does this wiki contradict itself? very well, it contradicts itself. this wiki is large, and contained multitudes."

-Walt Whitman, nobel prize in chemistry, former high school chemistry teacher, murderer, and professional methamphetamine manufacturer

"it is because of this wiki, that is why a woman holds her breasts when she runs, not because the breasts is going to fall"

-Fela Kuti

"on second thought, after seeing the Revengerists wiki, not all characters are welcome."

-USA Network

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-an unfortunate web-archiving artifact which is affecting our search engine optimization and Google ranking

"My Favorite Christmas Memory is the one where you fucking die and rid me of your presence."

-The President

"Listening to @TheRevengerists makes smodcast seem like TEDtalks. Keep up the good work gents. If u can't save me, no one can."

-@IVIIIIX

"I played some episodes during Wasteland Weekend one morning while cooking some breakfast. One of my campmates was really hungover and told me to turn it off because it was making his headache worse. On the upside, it seemed to act as an excellent insect and bear repellant."

-Anonymous

"If you read this Wiki, you will die in six days."

-L. Ron Hubbard, The Church of Scientology

"So hie thee hence to The ~~Book of Mormon~~ Revengerists Wiki and feast upon its sweetness. Hey! What are you doing with my typewriter?! Get back here!!"

-Ben Brantley, New York Times