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Ridiculous horror awaits you, with the impending doom of Slender Man, tunnel asphyxia, and the dark sandwich arts! And worst of all, neither Cosmic Gods wielding Omni-Power nor ancient blood cults can prepare you for the mystical time-fuckery of Der Kirche's arcane Origin! Will they escape the non-euclydian madness of centuries, can they defeat cultists and pirates, and will they ever get that wretched stench out? Find out as you delve into the creepy backstory of Der Kirche's initiation into some weird shit or other, I don't know man, ask him. I've listened to it and I still can't make head or tail of it.

Listen: Ordus Turdus!

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